Aloha!
I'm Val.
I play good music.
People smile and dance.
We all feel better.
Yay.
My Lil' Story
After 50 outlandish years of exploring Earth in this pretty sweet skinsuit, my Yoda-like guides told me I am supposed to start teaching fellow skinsuit users some cool stuff that I learned on my crazy-ass journey as a:
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globe-trotting DJ
psycho-supa-mama
pretty good entrepreneur
recovering people-pleaser
non-profit founder & CEO
playful possibilitarian
charterboat captain
meditation geek
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"Do or do not. There is no try"
Master Yoda
So I Said Yes
(You Can't Say No To Yoda-Like Guides)
I wasn't really sure what the hell to DO so I spent a ton (a shit-ton) of $$$ loot on courses, coaches, and therapies about how not to suck at "skinsuit life".
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I played music.
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I lost my marbles.
I found them.
I lost them again.
I still can't find a few.
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I played music.
I prayed.
I meditated.
I made art.
I made babies.
I made $.
I lost $.
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I played music.
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I ate.
I drank.
I divorced.
I relapsed.
I orgied.
I almost died.
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I played music.
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I hurt.
I healed.
I hurt others.
We're still healing.
I played music.
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I felt powerful and brilliant.
I felt ashamed and stupid.
I felt happy and hopeful.
I felt lost and demolished.
I felt alone.
I felt loved.
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I played music.
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It was awesome.
It sucked.
It was all of the above.
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I played music.
Then I Got a Puppy
Her Name is Angel
She is the coolest dog in all the Universes.
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For Reals.
Then........ I really got my shit together.
Soul Dojo
Design Your Awesome Life Code With Cool People
So after flailing around like a frazzled flounder on the parched Playa at Burningman, I busted ass and created fun, interactive events, courses, and a "Soul-Dojo" support community where Spiritually-Dehydrated humans design awesome lives and playfully hold each other accountable.
But it's NOT for everyone.
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(keep reading below)
Top 5 Reasons NOT To Work With Me
(if this applies to you - save us both time - swipe left sweetie)
#1 You Think Money Is Evil
Money is Energy. It's better to have a lot than a little. If you think it's noble being broke...swipe left.
#2 Woo-Woo Scares You
If talk of angels, guides, sex, psychedelics, peace, love, and granola make you cringe...swipe left.
#3 You're Allergic to Hard-Work
If you think you can close your eyes and magically just "attract" the life of your dreams...swipe left.
#4 Cursing and Sarcasm Offend You
I curse. A lot. If the F-Bomb burns your delicate butterfly-wing ears...swipe left.
#5 You Like Your Life The Way It Is
Good for you! Maybe I can interview you for the podcast. Email Me.
#5+ BONUS Reason -You Don't Like Music
Just Swipe Left. Now.
Did I Scare You Off Yet?
If not- cool. Very cool.
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So what do you do now you ask?
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Take one of my badass courses.
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Change your life.
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Eat some popcorn.
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